The updates that come through are more and
more outrageous - for the spelling as much as the detail.
Patient has whole in head. Then: Glass
stikking out. And finally: Blood sporting.
‘Dear oh dear’ sighs
Rae as she acknowledges each addition. ‘It’s like getting texts from my
nephew.’
A young woman waves to us in the street.
‘He’s upstairs,’ she says as we pull up.
‘Come – I show you.’
She leads us to a battered door set back
in a recess beside a shop. The first thing we see, looming out of the shadowy
hallway, is a life-size plastic waiter, eyes closed, nose in the air, a
deflated silver party balloon draped over his tray.
‘Don’t worry,’ she says, taking the stairs
two at a time. ‘Is not real.’
We follow her up the narrow staircase to
where Tarek is sitting on the side of a bath in a little room on the second
floor, one hand pressing a bloody towel to his head, the other holding a
cigarette.
‘Hi. Would you mind putting your cigarette
out?’
‘Is head I need help with, not lung, my
friend.’
‘I know, I know. It’s just – it’ll get in
the way.’
‘Okay. Just don’t be rude about it.’
‘I’m not being rude, Tarek. But I can’t
fix your head with all that smoke blowing in my eyes.’
‘Okay. Come now. You sort this, please.’
Reluctantly he stubs the fag out in the
sink and then tilts his head back so I can get a better look. With a wet gauze
ready to put on the wound, I take the towel away. It’s not as bad as
advertised, but it’s bad enough: Tarek has a long cut running from his hairline
to his left eyebrow. It’s bleeding still, without any glass sticking out that I
can see. I gently press the gauze onto the cut whilst Rae preps some more and a
non-conforming bandage to keep it all in place.
‘You’ll need stitches I’m afraid.’
‘Stitches? Okay. Do it.’
‘I’m afraid not. It needs a trip up the
hospital. How did it happen?’
He shrugs, then catches his girlfriend’s
eye, and they both laugh.
‘I not lie to you, my friend. I turn
around quickly and I caught it on open window.’
‘What were you doing, then?’
He looks a little embarrassed.
‘Honestly? I was sleepy, okay? It was
busy, busy night, and I get out of bed late. I go to window to look out, to see
the world, the sunshine and all the pretty people and such things. This window
is very old, and open inside like shutter, you understand? Yes? I open this
window, and I lean out to see everything and take breath of air and be cool and
so on and so forth. But my watch it catch on hook and it make me spill my
orange juice. It fall down in street on man’s head, and he’s all shouting and
swearing and tapping his head like this and shouting: My God! Who did this? and Rargh! Rargh! Rargh! like this, and then suddenly he
looks up. I duck back inside so he not see me. And that’s when I put my head through window.’
He laughs, then wipes his eye clear of
blood with a flannel. His girlfriend has found a pair of flip-flops and drops
them down at his feet. Once he has a clean t-shirt, his phone and a fresh pack
of cigarettes, Tarek follows us back down the stairs, past the waiter and out
into the street, crowded now with lunchtime shoppers and office workers.
‘Look what these ambulance do!’ he shouts,
reaching out to people with his bloody hands. ‘They beat me! They beat me! Call
the police!’
I walk a little further ahead, and try not
to make eye-contact with anyone.
8 comments:
Yikes, you just never know what people are going to do, do you ?~! Unbelievable and yet, not really, and that's sad.
You never do - but then I suppose it keeps us on our toes (even if it's only to run away faster...) He was an engaging patient, though, despite his embarrassing antics in the street.
Thanks for the comment, Lynda. Hope all's well with you.
Well that was a strange one. By outward appearance, he seems like the sort who can quickly become aggressive - and then he goes and upsets prejudice by being friendly and cooperative, and even a bit funny.
I woder, though, did you not get a second call for the gravitationally accelerated breakfast beverage?
It was a strange one, TV. At first he was arsey about the cigarette, and I thought he was going to be difficult - then he turned out to be a bit of a laugh, and we got on really well!
We didn't get an OJ related call, thankfully. At least he held on to the (drinking) glass, I suppose... :/
It seems as if Tarek and I share a bit of the same bloody-minded sense of humor. It also seems that you are dealing with more Eastern Europeans.
An attempt at humour perhaps?
Or maybe,just maybe.....
How funny! Love this tale
Blair - Me too, so I didn't mind at all (once I got over the embarrassment in the street). BTW - it's just my poor attempt at communicating nationality thru' dialect - he was actually supposed to be middle eastern!
Jack - Him or me? (Prob me - attempt is about as far as I ever make it....)
Rema - Hey! I've got a niece called Rema... :) x
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