I lean
forwards to read the screen as well.
Self-harm / suicide. Swallowing
chicken bones. Pt name Fox.
Rae
presses the call button, a weariness to her movements like she’s an astronaut struggling
to operate on an increasingly bizarre planet.
But it’s
true. Control is quite straight-faced about it. There’s a car on scene requesting
routine back-up to an intoxicated patient by the name of Fox, a fifty year old
female who attempted suicide by swallowing chicken bones, then punched the
floor. Police also on scene.
Rae
settles back into her seat and folds her arms in a self-hug. She’s asleep and
twitching before I’ve even made the turn at the end of the street.
*
A full
moon rides low over the estate, washing everything out, making it all strangely
one-dimensional, hard and unrelenting. Flickering TV lights behind some of the
windows, like the moon has set multiple moon-fires there. Feral shouts and
cries from further off. And then an actual fox, limping across the road.
‘There
she goes!’
Two
police officers, one male, one female, wait by their car at the bottom of a
ragged rise of concrete steps. The female walks towards us, bright, blond and
smiling; the male waits behind on her dark side, leaning back against the
patrol car with his arms folded, chin tucked in.
‘Sorry
about this,’ she says, cheerfully. ‘I don’t think Rose is really a threat to
anyone, or herself. I’ve been out to her before and it’s always the same – high
drama, low impact. Did you get the note about the bones?’
‘Yep.’
‘Don’t
worry. She hasn’t done any damage. She sicked it all up again, threw her weight
about but then lost interest. I think your colleague’s just coming out now. She’ll
tell you the rest. Anything else you want us for?’
‘No –
that’ll be fine.’
‘Okay
then. See you later - no doubt.’
She climbs
into the patrol car. I wonder for a moment if she’ll drive away and leave her
colleague to fall backwards into the road. But he sighs, stands up straight,
and finds the minimum energy required to climb in next to her.
Niamh, a
new paramedic, comes down the steps to see us.
‘I can’t
apologise enough for turning you guys out to this,’ she says. ‘I thought we had
it all sorted. There’s no real need for her to go to hospital. She’s way too
drunk for a psych assessment, and anyway I don’t think they’ll find anything
new. She hasn’t hurt herself tonight. The bones thing was a bit weird, but she
didn’t choke or do any damage.’
I
imagine Mrs Fox snatching up a chicken carcase and trying to cram it all into
her mouth. It makes me feel queasy, so I take a deep breath; the night air
feels chill and good.
‘I don’t
actually think there’s much danger of her doing anything else,’ says Niamh. ‘We
had managed to settle her down and get her into bed, with a view to referring
her on in the morning. But then her brother came out of nowhere and it all
started up again. And now she’s complaining of chest pain and what not – again,
nothing going on there, I don’t think, but she’s adamant she wants to go to hospital,
and I couldn’t talk her out of it.’
‘No
worries.’
‘Here
they come.’ Niamh shivers and hugs her clipboard. ‘Been busy?’
‘The
usual.’
There’s
a scuffling and swearing from the top of the steps. Mrs Fox emerges from the
communal doorway, her brother with one arm around her waist, the other holding
a bag and smoking a fag. Mrs Fox has her hands out in front of her and a
wretched expression on her face, like a ham actress playing Lady Macbeth.
‘Come
on, Rose,’ he says. ‘Look. The ambulance is here and everything.’
‘Leave
me alone,’ she says. ‘Just fuck off and let me get on with it.’
‘No! You
know what we said. You have to go in and get seen. You can’t waste any more of
these good people’s time. We agreed, remember?’
She
nods, then waves her crabbed hands higher in the air.
‘Look
what I done!’ she says. ‘Look what I done to my hands.’
Niamh
grimaces, and turning slightly side-on, whispers: ‘Absolutely nothing, as far
as I could tell.’ Then smiling, back up to Mrs Fox. ‘Come on, Rose. Least said
soonest mended.’
But as
we all stand there watching them curse their way down the steps towards us, our
collective breath misting in the first really cold night of the year, it’s
abundantly clear to anyone who might be watching that none of us has the least idea
what really needs to be said, or the smallest clue what needs mending.
4 comments:
It has been a complete delight to see so many posts from you recently. So many tales to tell, funny, sad and twisted 'round like the cheese sticks that are several kinds and colors of cheese wrapped around each other.
A strange call on a strange, tired night. I don't think you will be forgetting the "chicken bone patient" any time soon!
However, the line "Flickering TV lights behind some of the windows, like the moon has set multiple moon-fires there" stands as one of your best ever. The concept of moon-fires is brilliant; cold & hot together. I'll never look at the flicker of a TV the same again.
PaperTigger1
Thanks v much, PT! I love the cheese stick analogy - makes me feel quite hungry, actually.
I'm glad you like the moon-fires thing. It's difficult to capture the other-worldliness of working a night under a full moon and clear sky. It makes everything strange - not that many of these patients need help with that, of course... :/
Thanks again for the comment, PT. V much appreciated.
I can understand your beef here Spence.What a cow making you goat oo the funny farm like that.I hardly think the poor lamb needs any sympathy,deer oh deer,what a waste of time.I bet you feel fleeced at such a naff job to go to.Daft duckers.
Eggsactly. Fowl play. I don't know how we coop, sometimes. It won't be long before she finds herself up before the beak.
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