Where’s the wife? Don’t tell the wife.
Man, 32,
lying at the bottom of some concrete steps, his bloody head being held by a
police officer.
I’m his uncle. If I say he’s all right, he’s
all right
Man,
60, standing over him.
Will I survive the night, d’you think?
Woman,
94, being tucked up in bed after a non-injury fall
Stop! You’re filling me up with drunks.
Nurse
in charge of resus
Do you do heart attacks?
Husband
of patient, whilst waiting to handover
You can stand down. Towering Inferno turns
out to be a barbecue on a balcony.
Fire
Command Officer
We’re getting married next month. Maybe I
can work this into my speech.
Man,
28, lying on ambulance trolley.
I had the oysters. For some reason.
Woman,
26, scratching and feeling faint on the sofa.
As a Marvel action-superhero films go, it’s
pretty shit. But if you take it as a big, trashy gay laugh, it’s brilliant.
Paramedic,
taking his thirty minutes in front of Sky movies.
I told the doctor all about it but he wasn’t
interested. He never is. You’ve barely got time to sit down before he’s showing
you the door.
Woman,
74
Do you like cats? These two are nineteen.
They don’t do much. But I’ve got some livelier ones in the kitchen.
Woman,
80
8 comments:
Fun glimpses, Spence. :)
Cheers, tpals. Thought I'd try something different... ;)
People do come out with some nonsense sometimes.
Barber,40,at work.
I always come out with complete nonsense when I'm at the barbers. I think it's because I'm sitting in front of a big mirror and it makes me self-conscious. It's got to the stage where I need a pre-med before I'll sit in that chair.
That could be a niche market, Jacks - nervous clients catered for
Which reminds me - I need to go to the barbers soon (blanches).
PS How far is it to Buxton..?
How far is it to Buxton, depends where you start from. Which ever way you go its up hill and down dale...
Keep collecting those snippets of conversation Spence, they are like those 'interesting' pebbles from the beach, you just have to bring them home...
230 miles, I've just found out!
I must admit that's the first time I've collected together a night's worth of snippets. Mostly I link something specific to a job and remember it that way - but you're right, it could be the way to go.. :)
These are great, Spence, thanks for sharing them.
You're welcome, L. Thanks for reading them!
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